Political Stupidity at it's Best (Part1)

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Political Stupidity at it's Best (Part1)

1.  “Poverty is a state of mind.” – Rahul Gandhi

 

2.  “One can have a full meal for Rs 12 in Mumbai. No, no, not vada paav. So much of rice, daal saambhar and with that some vegetables are also mixed.” Congress spokesperson Raj Babbar

 

 

3.  "You can eat a meal in Delhi for Rs 5, I don't know about Mumbai. You can get a meal for Rs 5 near Jama Masjid (in Delhi)," Rasheed Masood

 

4.  "If you want, you can fill your stomach for Re 1 or Rs 100, depending on what you want to eat. We are working to change the life of the poor so they can eat well be healthy and India can progress.” Union Minister Farooq Abdullah

 

5.  “People join (the) army to die or for becoming martyrs.” Rural works and Panchayati Raj Minister Bhim Singh

 

6.  "Veg skies, Veg hospitals, Veg housing societies. Soon Veg Mumbai! Either Gujjus go back to Gujarat or they turn Mumbai into Gujarat...Red alert." Nitesh Rane’s

 

7.  If there is no water in the dam, how can we release it? Should we urinate into it? If there is no water to drink, even urination is not possible," Maharashtra state deputy chief minister Ajit Pawar

 

8.  "We have told the chief minister in the assembly that the government will pay money to compensate rape victims. What is your fee? If you are raped, what will be your fee?" CPI (M) party member Anisur Rehman takes a very cheap dig at West Bengal chief minister Mamata Banerjee

 

9.  “Roads in Pratapgarh district in the state would be constructed like the cheeks of actresses Hema Malini and Madhuri Dixit.” Uttar Pradesh Khadi and Village Industry Minister Raja Ram Pandey

 

10. What's basically happening in Delhi is a lot like Egypt or elsewhere, where there's something called the Pink Revolution, which has very little connection with ground realities. In India, staging candle-lit marches, going to discotheques - we did all this during our student life too, we were students too - I know every well what kind of character students should have. Those who claim to be students - I can see many beautiful women among them - highly dented-painted - they're giving interviews on TV, they've brought their children to show them the scenes. I have grave doubts whether they're students, because women of that age are generally not students." -Abhijit Mukherjee

 

11."Marry off girls early to prevent rape".  Mr. Chautala

 

12."One of the reasons behind the increase in incidents of eve-teasing is short dresses and short skirts worn by women. This in turn instigates young men." said Chiranjeet Chakraborty –

 

13. "To my understanding, consumption of fast food contributes to such incidents. Chowmein leads to hormonal imbalance evoking an urge to indulge in such acts." Jitender Chhatar

 

14."Just because India achieved freedom at midnight does not mean that women can venture out after dark", said Botsa Satyanarayana, Congress chief of Andhra Pradesh.

 

15.              "Not an intelligence failure' - P Chidambaram 

 

16."We will stop 99 per cent of the attacks. But one per cent of attacks might get through and that is what I am saying." - Rahul Gandhi 

 

17."Maharashtra crime rate has increased in the last 10 years. Examine from where the people perpetrating the crimes come from. We have blamed police and intelligence enough in all these years, now it is time to check on the migrants." - Raj Thackeray 

 

18."India is better than Pakistan where blasts take place every day, every week.” - Digvijay Singh

 

19."Terrorists had the advantage of surprise" - Manmohan Singh 

 

20."For how long would UP youths go and beg in Maharashtra" Rahul Gandhi

 

21."The reasons that we understand are the huge migratory populations and the porous borders."Sheila Dikshit

 

22. "If we send industrialists to jail, we would be discouraging investment." Salman Khurshid

 

23."I'm in touch with Pakistan authorities and would ask for leniency."SM Krishna

 

24. "There was zero loss to the exchequer from the 2G allocation."Kapil Sibal

 

25."One should not be adventurous being a woman."Sheila Dikshit

 

26."Don't give mobile phones to children, especially girls. I say this at all the places where I make my speeches. And if any of these kids have a mobile, take them away. What are they missing anyway? What are the girls missing without mobile?"Rajpal Singh Saini 

27. Our internal investigation has checked and found nothing wrong-Kejriwal

28. It's only four days of your entry into politics and you have become a political analyst. Aap toh TV pe thumke lagati thi, aaj chunavi vishleshak ban gayi (you were shaking your hips on Tv, and now you have become a psephologist).’’ Sanjay Nirupam

29.`“Only women from the affluent classes can get ahead in life, but remember you rural women will never get a chance because you are not that attractive.’’Mulayam Singh Yadav

30.Arvind Kejriwal is like Rakhi Sawant. They both try and expose but with no substance. Digvijay Singh

31."Guddi buddhi zhali pan akal aali nahi." (Guddi has grown old but has not attained wisdom with age) Raj Thakrey

32,"“As time passes, the joy of the victory fades, just like a wife becomes old and loses her charm"Sriprakash Jaiswal

33. "Listen carefully sister, this is a serious matter. This is not a filmy subject." Shinde

34.‘‘par kati auratein’ (women with short hair) Sharad Yadav

35. "First Right on Resources to Muslim" Manmohan Singh

36."Why was she Roaming in night" Sheela Dikshit

37. "This is not my Duty" Sheela Dikshit

38. "Every one is thief" Kejriwal

39. Our Members are Clean " Kejriwal

  

40. "Rani ki Jhansi" Rahul Gandhi