Monday, November 25, 2013

Political Stupidity at it's Best (Part1)


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Political Stupidity at it's Best (Part1)



1.  “Poverty is a state of mind.” – Rahul Gandhi
 
2.  “One can have a full meal for Rs 12 in Mumbai. No, no, not vada paav. So much of rice, daal saambhar and with that some vegetables are also mixed.” Congress spokesperson Raj Babbar
 
 
3.  "You can eat a meal in Delhi for Rs 5, I don't know about Mumbai. You can get a meal for Rs 5 near Jama Masjid (in Delhi)," Rasheed Masood
 
4.  "If you want, you can fill your stomach for Re 1 or Rs 100, depending on what you want to eat. We are working to change the life of the poor so they can eat well be healthy and India can progress.” Union Minister Farooq Abdullah
 
5.  “People join (the) army to die or for becoming martyrs.” Rural works and Panchayati Raj Minister Bhim Singh
 
6.  "Veg skies, Veg hospitals, Veg housing societies. Soon Veg Mumbai! Either Gujjus go back to Gujarat or they turn Mumbai into Gujarat...Red alert." Nitesh Rane’s
 
7.  If there is no water in the dam, how can we release it? Should we urinate into it? If there is no water to drink, even urination is not possible," Maharashtra state deputy chief minister Ajit Pawar
 
8.  "We have told the chief minister in the assembly that the government will pay money to compensate rape victims. What is your fee? If you are raped, what will be your fee?" CPI (M) party member Anisur Rehman takes a very cheap dig at West Bengal chief minister Mamata Banerjee
 
9.  “Roads in Pratapgarh district in the state would be constructed like the cheeks of actresses Hema Malini and Madhuri Dixit.” Uttar Pradesh Khadi and Village Industry Minister Raja Ram Pandey
 
10. What's basically happening in Delhi is a lot like Egypt or elsewhere, where there's something called the Pink Revolution, which has very little connection with ground realities. In India, staging candle-lit marches, going to discotheques - we did all this during our student life too, we were students too - I know every well what kind of character students should have. Those who claim to be students - I can see many beautiful women among them - highly dented-painted - they're giving interviews on TV, they've brought their children to show them the scenes. I have grave doubts whether they're students, because women of that age are generally not students." -Abhijit Mukherjee
 
11."Marry off girls early to prevent rape".  Mr. Chautala
 
12."One of the reasons behind the increase in incidents of eve-teasing is short dresses and short skirts worn by women. This in turn instigates young men." said Chiranjeet Chakraborty –
 
13. "To my understanding, consumption of fast food contributes to such incidents. Chowmein leads to hormonal imbalance evoking an urge to indulge in such acts." Jitender Chhatar
 
14."Just because India achieved freedom at midnight does not mean that women can venture out after dark", said Botsa Satyanarayana, Congress chief of Andhra Pradesh.
 
15.              "Not an intelligence failure' - P Chidambaram 
 
16."We will stop 99 per cent of the attacks. But one per cent of attacks might get through and that is what I am saying." - Rahul Gandhi 
 
17."Maharashtra crime rate has increased in the last 10 years. Examine from where the people perpetrating the crimes come from. We have blamed police and intelligence enough in all these years, now it is time to check on the migrants." - Raj Thackeray 
 
18."India is better than Pakistan where blasts take place every day, every week.” - Digvijay Singh
 
19."Terrorists had the advantage of surprise" - Manmohan Singh 
 
20."For how long would UP youths go and beg in Maharashtra" Rahul Gandhi
 
21."The reasons that we understand are the huge migratory populations and the porous borders."Sheila Dikshit
 
22. "If we send industrialists to jail, we would be discouraging investment." Salman Khurshid
 
23."I'm in touch with Pakistan authorities and would ask for leniency."SM Krishna
 
24. "There was zero loss to the exchequer from the 2G allocation."Kapil Sibal
 
25."One should not be adventurous being a woman."Sheila Dikshit
 
26."Don't give mobile phones to children, especially girls. I say this at all the places where I make my speeches. And if any of these kids have a mobile, take them away. What are they missing anyway? What are the girls missing without mobile?"Rajpal Singh Saini 

27. Our internal investigation has checked and found nothing wrong-Kejriwal

28. It's only four days of your entry into politics and you have become a political analyst. Aap toh TV pe thumke lagati thi, aaj chunavi vishleshak ban gayi (you were shaking your hips on Tv, and now you have become a psephologist).’’ Sanjay Nirupam

29.`“Only women from the affluent classes can get ahead in life, but remember you rural women will never get a chance because you are not that attractive.’’Mulayam Singh Yadav

30.Arvind Kejriwal is like Rakhi Sawant. They both try and expose but with no substance. Digvijay Singh

31."Guddi buddhi zhali pan akal aali nahi." (Guddi has grown old but has not attained wisdom with age) Raj Thakrey

32,"“As time passes, the joy of the victory fades, just like a wife becomes old and loses her charm"Sriprakash Jaiswal

33. "Listen carefully sister, this is a serious matter. This is not a filmy subject." Shinde

34.‘‘par kati auratein’ (women with short hair) Sharad Yadav

35. "First Right on Resources to Muslim" Manmohan Singh

36."Why was she Roaming in night" Sheela Dikshit

37. "This is not my Duty" Sheela Dikshit

38. "Every one is thief" Kejriwal

39. Our Members are Clean " Kejriwal

  
40. "Rani ki Jhansi" Rahul Gandhi

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

कुछ मुक्तक कुछ शेर {भाग एकादश(XI)}

अरुण कुमार तिवारी 




21 . सच बोलता है वो,करके पीठ सच कि ओर।
       और ये भी चाहता है,भरोसा करुँ उस पे मैं।।

1  . सियासत भी अजीब वहशी खेल है यारों। 
      किसी को बदज़ुबां कर देती है, किसी को बेज़ुबां।।

2  . बेवजह धर्म को बदनाम न कर,धर्म नहीं डुबोता सियासत को।
      किसीकी हटधर्मी डुबाती है,किसीकी बेधर्मी डुबाती है।।

3  . मौत तो मौत,इक दिन जिंदगी भी छोड़ देगी जिस्म को।
      खूबसूरती अंदर कि दोनों जहाँ में तेरे ढिकाने का पता बताती है।।

4  . तू चाह के भी समझा उसे नहीं पायेगा।
      तू दिल से बोलता है,वो दिमाग से सुनता है बातें।।

5  . बहुत अलग है दुनिया तेरी दुनिया से मेरी।
      एक मेरी दुनिया है जिसमे तू ही तू है,एक तेरी है जिसमे तू ही तू है।।

6  . सच है के आँखों में आंसू लेके ज़िंदगी नहीं चलती।
      पर आँखों का पानी मर जाये तो भी तो ज़िंदगी बेमानी हो जायेगी।।

7  . कहने से पहले समझ जाती है वो सब बातें।
      उस्से मोहब्बत नहीं करता तो और क्या करता।।

8  . क्या वक्त आ गया है,आस्तीन के सांप बताने लगे हैं हमें।
      वफ़ा कैसे निभाई और बेवफाई क्या होती है यारों।।

9  . शहर यूं ही खामोश नहीं हो गया है यारों।
      जख्म बहुत गहरा दिया है हुक्मरानों ने इसको।।

10 . जिन्दगी मिलती है एक बार,मुसाफिर पडाव को मंजिल न बना।
       बेख़ौफ़ ले जा नैया समुन्दर में,डर के नैया का घर साहिल न बना।।

11 . हज़ारों फ़रिश्ते लड़ रहे है चूमने को उँगलियाँ उसकी।
       वो भूंखी बच्ची,बीमार माँ को अपनी रोटी खिलाके फिर काम पे आई है।।

12 . पंडित न धुत्कार उसको,उसके छूने से बढ़ जायेगी रौनक तेरे मंदिर कि।
       माँ कि रात कि एक रोटी के लिए वो दिन भर फूल चुनती है।।

13 . सफ़र खुद दिखा देगा अपने परायों का चेहरा।
       किसी अपने चेहरे के इंतज़ार में ज़िंदगी बर्बाद न कर।।

14 . उन्हें गुरुर है कि वो काटने का हुनर रखते हैं।
       वो जानते ही नहीं हम परों से नहीं हौसलों से उड़ते हैं।।

15 . नाखुदा कुछ इस तरह लड़ता रहा उम्र भर लहरों से।
       कि जब वो समुन्दर में नहीं आता लहरें उदास होती हैं।।

16 . नैया तू पतवार भी तू है,मुसाफिर तू नाखुदा भी तू है।
       थाम के चल सच्चाई कि डगर,इबादत तू खुदा भी तू है।।

17 . वतन के नौजवां कभी शिद्दत से देखो आसमां कि तरफ। 
       आज़ाद भगत बोस तुम्हारी बुज़दिली पे रोते हैं।।

18 . सुन्ना नया इतिहास है ,पढ़ना नया इतिहास है,वक्त आ गया है ,जाग ऐ वीर तू ।
       थाम ले सच्चाई कि मशाल ,बनाना तुझे नया इतिहास है।।

19 . धार दो तलवार को,काटने हैं इसबार कई धड यारों।
       वक्त फैसले का आ रहा है,इस बार रण प्रचंड होगा।।

20 . टोपीओं में कुछ तो खाश धागा लगा है यारों।
       जो भी पहनता है गद्दार-ए-वतन हो जाता है।।

धन्यवाद,
अरुण कुमार तिवारी